our adventure to the fashion show

hey bloggers!!! ok so me & the bestie Tash when to a fashion show at our old elementary [Dr. Frederick H. LaGarde Sr. Academy :::long isnt it?? lol] we decided to walk which meant walking from the small suburbs into the heart of the ghetto lol. i live literally a block from the ghetto which is completely weird cuz my block is super quiet & like a small suburb [lol]. so alot when on while walking. we got compliments, almost hit by a couple of cars, alot of random dudes, alot of ghetto birds, & much more. we finally got to the fashion show & it was cute [type upset cuz we definitely didnt have none of that stuff when we were in that school lol]. so my ratings for the fashion show???? CLASSIC [lol] so the walk home was even crazier. cops coming out of everywhere & chasing people wit people fleeing the scene [thats something i definitely do not see everyday], more ghetto birds, random guys yelling "YYYOOOO shawty" or "YYYOOOO shawty wit the blue" & "YYYYOOOO shawty wit the black" & all that good stuff [last time i check none of those words were my name or Tash's name lol]. the good news is that we both are still alive from our walk from the suburbs to the ghetto[lol]. so here is a video that we recorded while walking to the school [lol]. love ya bloggers!!!! ♥

Ghetto people read closely lol

ok so i totally stole this from my friend Rach facebook lol. i believe she made it up so i credit her for the gosepl truth of all the stuff mentioned in this note about ghetto people. & of course excuse the language lol.

IT IS SO DAMN FUNNY HOW GHETTO PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. WHY THE FUCK GHETTO OLD PEOPLE ALWAYS SOUND LIKE THEY HAVE EMPHYSEMA (YOU FRANKIE SOUNDING BITCH)? GHETTO OLD PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS GRUMPY AND ALWAYS FEEL THE URGE TO WHOOP SOMEONE’S ASS. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO NICE OLD LADIES? WHY ARE GROWN GHETTO PEOPLE ALWAYS INVOLVED IN YOUNG ADULT’S BUSINESS? WHERE THE HELL IS THE WORLD GOING? GHETTO PEOPLE JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE RATIONAL, ALWAYS UP FOR A FIGHT. GHETTO PEOPLE ALWAYS START BABY MOMMA DRAMA. WHERE IS YOUR MORALS? WHY DO HOOD BOOGERS ALWAYS WANT TO FILL SHOES THAT ONLY A CLASSY WOMAN CAN FILL? WHY DON’T GHETTO GIRLS REALIZE THAT THEY ARE JUST BEING USED FOR THE DISEASE INFESTED THING BETWEEN THEIR LEGS? WHY AREN’T GHETTO PEOPLE FOLLOWING THEIR OWN ADVICE? WHY AREN’T GROWN WOMEN BEING REAL GROWN WOMEN? I’M A REAL WOMAN! WHAT ABOUT YOU? SO…FOR ALL YOU GHETTO ASS BITCHES OUT THERE, HERE’S A LITTLE SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU. SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND GET YOUR PENS AND PENCILS OUT!!

THINGS THAT REAL WOMEN DON’T DO:
1. REAL WOMEN DON’T FUCK WITH A MAN WHO’S ALREADY TAKEN
2. REAL WOMEN DON’T SETTLE FOR BEING SECOND (WHICH YOU WILL ALWAYS BE)
3. REAL WOMEN ADMIT WHEN THEY’RE WRONG
4. REAL WOMEN DON’T HAVE OTHER PEOPLE FIGHT THEIR BATTLES
5. REAL WOMEN AREN’T INSECURE
6. REAL WOMEN DON’T LEAVE VOICE MESSAGES ABOUT BEING A REAL WOMEN THEY HANDLE THEIR SHIT IN THE FLESH
7. REAL WOMEN DON’T STALK THEY’RE BOYFRIENDS EX-GIRLFRIENDS
8. REAL WOMEN ACCEPT THEIR ROLE AND PLAY IT WELL
9. REAL WOMEN DON’T PLAY HOUSE

AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST REAL WOMEN DON’T FIGHT OVER A MAN!!

SO ASK YOURSELF ARE YOU A REAL A WOMAN OR A GHETTO ASS BITCH? WHICH ROLE DO YOU PLAY? DO YOU FEEL SECURE IN YOUR SPOT? THE SAME WAY YOU GOT THE BOY (BECAUSE YES HE IS A BOY) IS THE SAME WAY YOU’LL LOSE HIM. GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!! LOW SELF-ESTEEM IS A KILLER!! SOME PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE THEMSELVES!

SIDE NOTE: HOW DOES MY LEFTOVERS TASTE BITCH!?!