Monday, April 6, 2009

Ghetto people read closely lol

ok so i totally stole this from my friend Rach facebook lol. i believe she made it up so i credit her for the gosepl truth of all the stuff mentioned in this note about ghetto people. & of course excuse the language lol.

IT IS SO DAMN FUNNY HOW GHETTO PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. WHY THE FUCK GHETTO OLD PEOPLE ALWAYS SOUND LIKE THEY HAVE EMPHYSEMA (YOU FRANKIE SOUNDING BITCH)? GHETTO OLD PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS GRUMPY AND ALWAYS FEEL THE URGE TO WHOOP SOMEONE’S ASS. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO NICE OLD LADIES? WHY ARE GROWN GHETTO PEOPLE ALWAYS INVOLVED IN YOUNG ADULT’S BUSINESS? WHERE THE HELL IS THE WORLD GOING? GHETTO PEOPLE JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE RATIONAL, ALWAYS UP FOR A FIGHT. GHETTO PEOPLE ALWAYS START BABY MOMMA DRAMA. WHERE IS YOUR MORALS? WHY DO HOOD BOOGERS ALWAYS WANT TO FILL SHOES THAT ONLY A CLASSY WOMAN CAN FILL? WHY DON’T GHETTO GIRLS REALIZE THAT THEY ARE JUST BEING USED FOR THE DISEASE INFESTED THING BETWEEN THEIR LEGS? WHY AREN’T GHETTO PEOPLE FOLLOWING THEIR OWN ADVICE? WHY AREN’T GROWN WOMEN BEING REAL GROWN WOMEN? I’M A REAL WOMAN! WHAT ABOUT YOU? SO…FOR ALL YOU GHETTO ASS BITCHES OUT THERE, HERE’S A LITTLE SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU. SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND GET YOUR PENS AND PENCILS OUT!!

THINGS THAT REAL WOMEN DON’T DO:
1. REAL WOMEN DON’T FUCK WITH A MAN WHO’S ALREADY TAKEN
2. REAL WOMEN DON’T SETTLE FOR BEING SECOND (WHICH YOU WILL ALWAYS BE)
3. REAL WOMEN ADMIT WHEN THEY’RE WRONG
4. REAL WOMEN DON’T HAVE OTHER PEOPLE FIGHT THEIR BATTLES
5. REAL WOMEN AREN’T INSECURE
6. REAL WOMEN DON’T LEAVE VOICE MESSAGES ABOUT BEING A REAL WOMEN THEY HANDLE THEIR SHIT IN THE FLESH
7. REAL WOMEN DON’T STALK THEY’RE BOYFRIENDS EX-GIRLFRIENDS
8. REAL WOMEN ACCEPT THEIR ROLE AND PLAY IT WELL
9. REAL WOMEN DON’T PLAY HOUSE

AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST REAL WOMEN DON’T FIGHT OVER A MAN!!

SO ASK YOURSELF ARE YOU A REAL A WOMAN OR A GHETTO ASS BITCH? WHICH ROLE DO YOU PLAY? DO YOU FEEL SECURE IN YOUR SPOT? THE SAME WAY YOU GOT THE BOY (BECAUSE YES HE IS A BOY) IS THE SAME WAY YOU’LL LOSE HIM. GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!! LOW SELF-ESTEEM IS A KILLER!! SOME PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE THEMSELVES!

SIDE NOTE: HOW DOES MY LEFTOVERS TASTE BITCH!?!

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